Posted in Podcasts on Feb 29th, 2008 7 Comments »
Show notes, will come later, enjoy my manly listeners of manliness!
Don’t edit this!
Dudes, that’s all you need to know, I don;t even care about who I’ve offended anymore.
Posted in Podcasts on Feb 24th, 2008 5 Comments »
There is an awesome game I would like to tell you manly listeners about. It’s called “No More Heroes” from the awesome dudes at GHM. This game is a fucking gift from god. First of all, replay value, is it worth playing through twice, thrice?! Fuck yeah! It’s worth more than your own life. After completing the game, you can collect cards you’ve missed in the first play, and get new ones, with character designs and bios. The cards you collect will also show some designs in the game not directly involved in it, like the “Pure white Glastonbury” mini game (It’s moe influenced, but I’ll get to that later). You can see the design of the robot, and Travis’ Motorcycle, the “Schpeltiger” possibly the coolest name for a motorcycle next to “KriegLeo”® and “MaxForce”® (that’s right bitches, they’re mine!). There is also the “Bitter” setting, which is in fact, worth throwing away hours of your life just so you can get ranked S (what’s up with that grading system huh?) in the boss battles. There’s also the fact that, you’re a dude, with a laser sword and a motor cycle. You, as the laser sword wielding, motor cycle riding dude, go around and be this bad ass who slices people up for hire or for your missions. Fuck it, you’re a dude with a laser sword and you slice people up. Now, don’t dismiss this as a Dynasty Warriors type hack and slash affair, this is better. There’s technique and finesse needed in pulling off such manly violence, that as a man, you would lose the rights to your balls if you didn’t practice them. Practicing them is just as awesome as actually going out and being a laser sword-wielding bad ass. For those that have seen bits of the game know that there’s a Grand theft Auto aesthetic going on. Don’t worry though, , it only looks like GTA, especially the radar. But you can go around killing civilians and stealing cars, that’d ruin the game. Now, the boss battles, they are possibly the coolest and most rewarding battles ever. This game is like trying to reach a pinnacle of awesome, and you just have to keep on going like the energizer rabbit. It just switches on this thing inside you that you just gotta beat the boss and continue. These boss fights are just really run and dodge, but by that I mean your friends would be shout “fuck dude, RUN!” and “Oh my jesus Christ you gotta fucking DODGE!” Now, you say “but Charleston, Travis Touchdown is some moe-loving otaku freak with no life” yeah, well I made sweet oriental love to your mother, so who gives? Travis Touchdown is the manliest otaku out there. If modern otaku actually acted like this, then maybe I would think you were cool, and not be ashamed of calling myself an otaku. He’s crass, mean, and an all around asshat, but he’s old school cause he doesn’t kill women (unless they’re nuts) and keeps a pet cat. Otaku should be like him, tough on the outside, and soft on the inside, not soft all around. There’s also this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=doSU1MJ1m-8
This: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYvW-LyqYRY
and this, which america in this case, is way luckier!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uwL_kaLSKTE
And that’s all, now I’m gonna go back to Santa destroy!
Posted in Blog Posts on Feb 14th, 2008 No Comments »
Posted in Blog Posts on Feb 11th, 2008 3 Comments »
Look at this and see what you’ve missed out, and then you’re seven yr. old self will cry and be angry!
Posted in Podcasts on Feb 8th, 2008 11 Comments »
In this episode, I offend these people with our tomahawk style (thanks for the term regan)
Gays
Africans
Uhmmm, everyone else?
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