Godzilla or Godawful
Posted in Blog Posts on May 26th, 2008 6 Comments »
Many of you don’t know this but Tissuekins and I are actually part time writers for popular Tokusatsu shows.
Now we have to be honest : Godzilla’s popularity is waning.However , fear not as we’ve just recently pitched an idea to a big network that rhymes with BOX.
Although liked by the members of the WMP , Godzilla Final Wars was not appreciated by the critics nor the movie going public.Some of the elements of the movie were highly criticized ie The Samoan guy in his beach shirt working in the arctics , Mothra being totally useless , not enough Maki Mizuno scenes (ok that was mostly us) .
The show is basically a complete rip off of Curb Your Enthusiasm (You didn’t read it here) , which focuses on a sort of personalized view of Godzilla’s daily life.
Things that you will learn about Godzilla:
* Godzilla’s first name is Christoff.
* Godzilla’s explains his on again - off again relationship with planet earth.
* Godzilla explains the points system he uses when going on a raid of Tokyo.
* Godzilla ran into money problems in the late 80’s due to his coke addiction and explains how rehab changed him.
* Godzilla married into the Mazinger family to gain financial security in the early 90’s.
* Godzilla supposedly fathered offspring with a salamander from the Philippines.Godzilla to this day refuses to pay alimony payments because according to him “She’s a salamander , and she’s from the frickin Philippines for god sake.”
