The World’s Manliest Podcast

DJD here ; Sorry for lack of updates –> My new work has kept me hella busy . Also Haro spends all of his time on Skype and those stupid “Hit The Monkey” flash games , so he hasn’t been of much use so far to me.There is a good chance of me not working this weekend , so hopefully Haro and I can finish editing on Ep 18b and do Episode 19 .

Things to look out for in Episode 19 : Vexille , God Hand , 3 Godzilla movies and some exclusive audio from an asian friend.

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Sorry for that crappy associated press heading but seriously

I read this effin article

Here are my thoughts : Ok we get it Japan , you’re trying to prove you guys don’t eat canines.Here have an Emmy or whatever.

But seriously : You guys are fucking batshit insane.

Also , start whipping it out and make some babies.The dogs are starting to outnumber your children.Be a man and do it for your country.

Seriously

Grow a sack

Bang a woman

Be a man

Seriously

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Many of you don’t know this but Tissuekins and I are actually part time writers for popular Tokusatsu shows.

Now we have to be honest : Godzilla’s popularity is waning.However , fear not as we’ve just recently pitched an idea to a big network that rhymes with BOX.

Although liked by the members of the WMP , Godzilla Final Wars was not appreciated by the critics nor the movie going public.Some of the elements of the movie were highly criticized ie The Samoan guy in his beach shirt working in the arctics , Mothra being totally useless , not enough Maki Mizuno scenes (ok that was mostly us) .

The show is basically a complete rip off of Curb Your Enthusiasm (You didn’t read it here) , which focuses on a sort of personalized view of Godzilla’s daily life.

Things that you will learn about Godzilla:

* Godzilla’s first name is Christoff.

* Godzilla’s explains his on again - off again relationship with planet earth.

* Godzilla explains the points system he uses when going on a raid of Tokyo.

* Godzilla ran into money problems in the late 80’s due to his coke addiction and explains how rehab changed him.

* Godzilla married into the Mazinger family to gain financial security in the early 90’s.

* Godzilla supposedly fathered offspring with a salamander from the Philippines.Godzilla to this day refuses to pay alimony payments because according to him “She’s a salamander , and she’s from the frickin Philippines for god sake.”

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Wow we’ve been inundated with more mail.

WMP. READY . GO !

1)Dear WMP: My partner and I plan on doing a secret ninja raid on a small village . My question is Spears or Daggers ?

We just can’t decide , because the Dagger seems the logical choice , but in case one of the locals wield a sword , we want to be sure we’re going to make it out alive.

Samurai Y

DrasticV:If you live in the US , just call homeland security and say there are terrorists living inside the village.Let the government work for you for once.

Tissuekins:Being an ancient kung fu master, I would suggest neither , as a true warrior must express himself through their fist, but this being a clan war, might I suggest fire arrows. As I know that all ninjas are sword using cowards, you might as well go the extra mile, use your ninja magic to go to the future buy some AK’s from some dirty African man and shoot that village to death

DrasticV:Or send a mail to djdrastic@yourealreadydead.com if you don’t want to do that whole Marty Mcfly thing.Turns out Blood Diamond money pays.

2)Dear WMP : Red or Black ?

Blue4U

Tissuekins: Well, I mean once you go black, you never go back, you know what I mean baby?

DrasticV: Wow , I got that on camera.

3)Dear WMP : What is more manly , a scar or an Eyepatch ?

DrasticV:Uhm I’m an eyepatch guy.Hey it means your’re just that much cooler on Talk Like A Pirate Day

Tissuekins:Well, I mean both are way more awesome.Try using them in combination like a scar under the eye then an eyepatch , hinting you have some sort of manly injury or a scar on your cheek and then an eyepatch on your left eye.It’s really up to you.

4)Dear WMP: I want a badass dog . Is there any breed you would recommend me getting ?

Kay9

DrasticV: A Kerberos.Sure they’re high maintenance , and guard the gates of hell.Ok so they may also eat your soul.But come on its a fricking 3 headed fire spitting dog.Imagine how cool you would look , tossing Frisbees to your dog on the beach and him torching all of them.Can you say pantydropper ?

Tissuekins: I’d suggest you skipping the whole canine thing and picking up a robot horse named Fuunseiki.You’d look cooler standing on a robot horse . Robot horses don’t waste Frisbees nor money.

5)Dear WMP: I am the spirit of kindness sent from the future. Our records show that you give incorrect and downright immoral answers to people.I am here to eradicate you from this planet.

Spirit of gayness

DrasticV:Take your number , Oh aint you lucky , number 666.Take a seat behind HIV infected prostitute and the Kolbe Bryant.If you want to advance to the front of the line , leave me some green.

Tissuekins: Dear spirit of kindness.

THIS HAND OF MINE SHOOTS WITH AN ANGRY FLAME! IT’S HATEFUL HEARTLESS GRASP TELLS ME TO GRASP AND CRUSH YOUR ESSENCE!

6)Dear WMP: I am the spirit of giving , our records show that you aren’t that giving.In fact several of our records show that you have on at least 3 different occasions stolen candy from babies.

Spirit of Vodka

DrasticV:Lets talk about this outside (Loads shotgun.Tells tissuekins to start the `chipper).

Tissuekins:THIS CHIPPER OF MINE RAORS WITH A V12 ENGINE! IT’S CHOPPING BLADES TELLS ME TO PUSH YOU INTO IT’S ROTATING MOUTH OF DEATH !

That’s all for now . If you want to submit questions like our two deceased spirit friends above , just drop us an email at tissuekins@gmail.com . All our advice comes with a 90 day no money back guarantee.

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Hi guys Denise Richards fanboy djdrastic here.Just a general update. Uhm there might be a somewhat lack of podcast updates for 1-2 weeks .I’m currently finding a new job and won’t have too much time for any creating/editing podcasts.However there is a BIG project coming up for us (hush hush). So in the mean time I’ll try and get Tissuekins to write a few articles for the blog , or maybe post a WAP for time being.

Thinspo 4 l1f3 !

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Allright guys , the better half of the WMP here (djdrastic you morons).

Now the other day I was subjected to watching 2 hours of this horrible garbage called .hack.For those who aren’t in the know , the show is about some 3rd rate online RPG game that has lame ass monsters , pussy assed male characters and female characters of both questionable age and attire.Also the females in this show talk at a pitch so high it made all the local canines in my area go rabid.

Ok I know I’m going to make some enemies with this one but whatever.Online RPG’s in general really aren’t that cool ; Sure I get the social aspect of them and the teamwork associated in raids.But I mean really , all they are is poor escapism from the real world.

Now I’m not going to dwell on online RPG’s too long but rather on the poor anime that it inspires.Seriously in like the 2 hours that I watched this vile piece of trash there was one fight scene ; This fight scene was incredibly lame and required me focusing on happy thoughts because I felt like throwing my television into the pool.I couldn’t tell you what else fucking happened except people warping in and out of instances all the time and totally worthless conversations about posting on forums and sending emails.

I mean Really ??? Do people get entertainment from listening about emails being sent or not ? You know what I call that guys ? WORK

In closing the Online RPG anime is a new enemy of the WMP , one that I fear that will grow more popular as these games gain more social acceptance in the western world.I think we might have just met our toughest opponent yet.

Ps. Sorry about the bad English . English is not my primary language.

Pps The Area 88 and Starship Troopers shows are very close to completion so stay tuned this week.

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OK, so there’s news from gunota that gunpla prices will rise, I for one am pissed and saddened. I need that money! bandai, please, let this be a rumor!

artice

ITmedia News reports Bandai is looking into a mark-up on the price of Gunpla. According to the news, the reason for this is a steep rise in the cost of materials as a result of high oil prices. When the change in pricing might occur, exactly what merchandise it will affect, and how much it will be is not known. Bandai’s PR department is quoted as saying, “The details haven’t been decided but there is a change in merchandise specifications which has added cost to new parts & booklets for Gunpla and we will be repricing.”

A week ago, Aoi Model Shop, a blog said to be run by an employee in a hobby shop on the outskirts of Akihabara, claimed there would be a 10-20% increase in HGUC and MG kit prices beginning around May. Oil prices were cited as the reason. Furthermore, the site said it looked as though old merchandise would also be marked up as it was reissued. As with the official news, it was said there were details yet to be settled

courtesy of gunota, more news concerning gunpla and all that good stuff there.

http://aeug.blogspot.com/

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