Posted in Podcasts on Aug 24th, 2008 6 Comments »
Sad sad news
Tissuekins has decided to quit the WMP and join the peacecorp’s so that he can start a family before the age of 25.
I wish him the best of luck , and don’t hold any grudges against the guy even if he Ledgered me.
So the last episode will be episode 19 unfortunately . In short I do believe that we accomplished our goals ; Namely making some friends and a lot of enemies.
Tissuekins if you’re reading this , an old black man with liverspots once told me this “The wind blows harder during a hurricane”.Gripping words those , brings a tear to my eye everytime I hear that.
God Bless
djdrastic
Signing out
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Posted in Podcasts on Jul 25th, 2008 6 Comments »
DJD here ; Tissuekins is in a love rut at the moment , so I decided to post something that will hopefully cheer him up.
This comes from FKFG forum user LCom
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Posted in Podcasts on Jul 13th, 2008 16 Comments »
This is a special about me and my manly man co-host tapping into the secret of AWO’s numbers and their wrestling gimmicks. It is also us sucking up to other podcasts, so they will love us
WHY DON’T YOU LOVE US!?
enjoy.
Anime Pacific(legion of doom)
Viga the otagal(chyna)
FKFG(Dudley boys)
Regan Strongblood (Owen Hart, R.I.P)
Area graruru (THE ULTIMAtE WARRIORR!)
R5 Central (Vader, I know you don’t need it mike, but we need your energy!)
Vince McMahon (Jeremy from DAPDX)
Shane McMahon (Andrew from DAPDX, you guys are the McMahons)
THE WMPPPP! (we’re the big Bad Beetleborgs)
oh and if you’re offended, grow some balls and

SUCK IT!
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Posted in Podcasts on Jul 2nd, 2008 14 Comments »
This episode is forgotten, I don’t know what it was about, but I remember it was awesome. It was also about dollfags, and me reading another ad for J-List form Otaku USA. Also, funny thing, we really don;ty want the dollfags to come, but if they do, we’re prepared. But don;t listen to me, I’m crazy and this was recorded during the whole dollfag fiasco.
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Posted in Podcasts on Jun 11th, 2008 11 Comments »
Posted in Podcasts on May 31st, 2008 6 Comments »
You’ve seen him at your local cons with his torn Spiderman t-shirt , worn out Sailor Moon hat and his beige cargo pants spluttered with coffee stains.
Wait a second , those aren’t coffee stains …
See many of you think of him as the harmless oft bespectacled overweight geek holding a bunch of h-games in his left hand and grasping his Nami from One Piece hugpillow in the other.But in reality he’s actually holding a gun in his right hand.
A perverted vomit inducing gun ready to creep you the fuck out.
So you’re thinking … “Well luckily most of the images they use are from terrible terrible h-game fan service riddled shows”
WRONG

I tripple dog dare you to try and watch Gurren Lagann after looking at the following images.
But the thing that makes them total and utter creepfags is the massive ammount of pedophilia visible in a lot of these pillows.
NSFW - Not Safe for Work
NSFYS - Not Safe for your Sanity
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Posted in Podcasts on May 17th, 2008 6 Comments »
In this episode, we probabaly talk about this dude and how awesome and manly he is
here’s the dude:

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Posted in Podcasts on May 13th, 2008 No Comments »
Hello manly man listeners, here is the first (hopefully not last) “Ask The WMP” column.
Dear WMP : I am a ex prince of Nigeria’s largest province , and due to a recent overthrow of our government I’ve had to go in hiding . If you could help me transfer money into your account , I shall let you keep 50 % of said moneys.
Mgaundu-Nigerian warrior prince 
Tissuekins:Hey Mgaundu, THIS WALLET OF MINE BURNS WITH AWESOME DESIRE TO RECEIVE HALF OF YOUR INHERITANCE IT’S AWESOME CASH AMOUNT TELLS ME TO TO ASK FOR YOUR ADDRESS SO WE MAY COMMUNICATE FURTHER AND REACH AN AGREEMENT!
DrasticV: Dear Prince , it has come to my attention that the region you claim to have reigned over has had a prince for the last 15 years. Due to your country’s bad reputation as email spammer haven, I highly doubt that you are truthful in the matter.
So … This hand of mine burns red , it’s load roar tells me to delete your email and poke fun of you on the internet.
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Posted in Podcasts on May 4th, 2008 5 Comments »
Here’s part two amigos. Part one below.
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Posted in Podcasts on May 4th, 2008 No Comments »
There’s two parts to this puppy like there’s two BAD DUDES in this podcast.
there’s;
I assume Mike dent is actually a bug-like cyberman, but I am not sure my men will have to verify that.

And then there’s your manly man host;

True men only have a few minutes in their suit, before they DIE!
Also, I’m very sorry Mike, next time I will wear headphones, so please, here’s my version of dairaigou.

There’s only part 1, part 2 will be uploaded shortly.
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