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Sad sad news

Tissuekins has decided to quit the WMP and join the peacecorp’s so that he can start a family before the age of 25.

 I wish him the best of luck , and don’t hold any grudges against the guy even if he Ledgered me.

So the last episode will be episode 19 unfortunately . In short I do believe that we accomplished our goals ; Namely making some friends and a lot of enemies.

Tissuekins if you’re reading this , an old black man with liverspots once told me this “The wind blows harder during a hurricane”.Gripping words those , brings a tear to my eye everytime I hear that.

God Bless

djdrastic

Signing out

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DJD here ; Sorry for lack of updates –> My new work has kept me hella busy . Also Haro spends all of his time on Skype and those stupid “Hit The Monkey” flash games , so he hasn’t been of much use so far to me.There is a good chance of me not working this weekend , so hopefully Haro and I can finish editing on Ep 18b and do Episode 19 .

Things to look out for in Episode 19 : Vexille , God Hand , 3 Godzilla movies and some exclusive audio from an asian friend.

DJD here ; Tissuekins is in a love rut at the moment , so I decided to post something that will hopefully cheer him up.

This comes from FKFG forum user LCom

Sorry for that crappy associated press heading but seriously

I read this effin article

Here are my thoughts : Ok we get it Japan , you’re trying to prove you guys don’t eat canines.Here have an Emmy or whatever.

But seriously : You guys are fucking batshit insane.

Also , start whipping it out and make some babies.The dogs are starting to outnumber your children.Be a man and do it for your country.

Seriously

Grow a sack

Bang a woman

Be a man

Seriously

This is a special about me and my manly man co-host tapping into the secret of AWO’s numbers and their wrestling gimmicks. It is also us sucking up to other podcasts, so they will love us

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE US!?

enjoy.

Anime Pacific(legion of doom)

Viga the otagal(chyna)

FKFG(Dudley boys)

Regan Strongblood (Owen Hart, R.I.P)

Area graruru (THE ULTIMAtE WARRIORR!)

R5 Central (Vader, I know you don’t need it mike, but we need your energy!)

Vince McMahon (Jeremy from DAPDX) Shane McMahon (Andrew from DAPDX, you guys are the McMahons)

THE WMPPPP! (we’re the big Bad Beetleborgs)

oh and if you’re offended, grow some balls and

SUCK IT!

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This episode is forgotten, I don’t know what it was about, but I remember it was awesome. It was also about dollfags, and me reading another ad for J-List form Otaku USA. Also, funny thing, we really don;ty want the dollfags to come, but if they do, we’re prepared. But don;t listen to me, I’m crazy and this was recorded during the whole dollfag fiasco.

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Salivate boys

You’ve seen him at your local cons with his torn Spiderman t-shirt  , worn out Sailor Moon hat and his beige cargo pants spluttered with coffee stains.

Wait a second , those aren’t coffee stains …

See many of you think of him as the harmless oft bespectacled overweight geek holding a  bunch of h-games in his left hand and grasping his Nami from One Piece hugpillow in the other.But in reality he’s actually holding a gun in his right hand.

A perverted vomit inducing gun ready to creep you the fuck out.

So you’re thinking … “Well luckily most of the images they use are from terrible terrible h-game fan service riddled shows”

WRONG

I tripple dog dare you to try and watch Gurren Lagann after looking at the following images.

But the thing that makes them total and utter creepfags is the massive ammount of pedophilia visible in a lot of these pillows.

NSFW - Not Safe for Work NSFYS - Not Safe for your Sanity

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